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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Trump travel ban rattles immigrant communities across U.S. - The Washington Post

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

What are some tips for making your husband fall madly in love with you again after going through the worst phase of your marriage?

Still no good

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hinge CEO Justin McLeod says dating AI chatbots is ‘playing with fire’ - The Verge

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Apple Pulls Ad Campaign Fronted By SNL Star Just One Day After Its Debut - LateNighter

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Destiny 2: The Edge Of Fate Draws On Metroidvanias To Bring You Back In - GameSpot

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

macOS Tahoe's New Theming System Explained - MacRumors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How can you determine if your therapist has crossed professional boundaries and become too emotionally invested in your relationship as a patient/client?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

If I want to grow muscles, is taking creatine a must or can I take whey protein only?

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